Star Wars Joke-A-Day

Jar Jar Binks is aboard Queen Amidala’s royal starship, holding on for dear life as the cruiser busts past the Neimoidian blockade. It’s Jar Jar’s first experience with space travel, and his ears are popping horribly.

“Ex-squeeze me,” he asks his fellow passengers, “do yousa have anything that might help mesa ears?”

Padme stands up and hands him a stick of chewing gum. “That should do the trick,” she explains.

Jar Jar is quiet for the rest of the flight, but when they finally land on Tatooine, he goes back to Padme. “Muy muy thanks for the gum,” he says, “but do yousa know how to get it out of mesa ears?”

Even though Han sure did hype her
To fly at speeds that were hyper
At the Falcon’s first jump
Luke’s throat felt a lump
And he wished he had worn a diaper

What was Emperor Palpatine’s last thought?

                                
“Hey, what’s an X-Wing doing down here?”