Star Wars Joke-A-Day

Limerick Friday!

Limerick Friday!

Speaking of getting the ax, JawaJames and I chime in on the cancellation of The Clone Wars.  My reaction is pretty raw, but he’s at least a bit more thoughtful.

Sitting alone in his court
Jabba called for an escort
But wires were crossed
And something got lost
And the service sent him a worrt

Shortly before a big gig at Jabba’s palace, Max Rebo gets a knock at his door.

“I’m the tuner,” says a voice on the other side, “here to tune your organ!”

“Excuse me?” asks Max, opening the door a bit.

“You know, your red ball jet organ,” responds a shlumpy-looking Bith repairman. “I’m supposed to tune it.”

“But I didn’t call for a tuner,” says Max.

“No, but your neighbors did.”

A ladies man was Boba Fett
Whether redhead, blonde, or brunette
If he saw a skirt
He’d shamlessly flirt
And give ‘em a night they’d regret!