Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker are trudging through the lower levels of Coruscant when they stumble upon a nest of deadly kouhuns. They manage to kill most of the horrible insectoids — but one scurries up Obi-Wan’s legs and stings him right in the crotch!
“Anakin,” shouts Obi-Wan, “I’ve been hit! Quickly, get a medical droid before the poison spreads throughout my body!”
Anakin runs around the corridor, looking everywhere for help, but they’re completely alone. In desperation, he contacts the Jedi Temple on his comlink. “I need a medical unit right away,” he shouts into it.
“Certainly,” comes the reply, “one will be arriving in your location in a few minutes.”
“No, I need one now! Master Kenobi has been stung by a kouhun!”
“I see,” says the voice on the comlink, “I’ll tell you how to save him. Where was he stung?”
“On his, um, pants. Well, you know — in the, um, middle of his pants,” Anakin awkwardly responds.
“Here’s what you do,” says the comlink, “take off his pants and put your mouth directly on the area of the sting. Suck the venom from the wound, then spit it out. Keep sucking until the venom is gone.”
“Um, thanks,” says Anakin. He shuts down the comlink and returns to Obi-Wan.
“Well,” wheezes Obi-Wan, “what did they say?”
“They say you’re going to die.”