What is up with Ki-Adi-Mundi?
Listen, I know he has his fans, but has there ever been a guy more sure of himself and less on the ball? Remember these classic nuggets from his oversized cranium?
“The Sith have been extinct for a millennium!”
(Regarding Count Dooku) “He is a political idealist, not a murderer.”
Thinking back on the Prequel Trilogy, I can’t recall one smart thing he said. And what’s even more incredible are his lines which ended up on the cutting room floor! If you think they vindicate his position on the Jedi Council… well, think again. Check out…
The Top Ten Other Boneheaded Lines of Ki-Adi-Mundi
#10 —- “The Chancellor wants us to approve these plans for a space station. Can we get a vote on this before lunch?”
#9 —- “I’m telling you, bet it all on this Quadinaros guy. He can’t lose!”
#8 —- “Oh, Anakin won’t fall in love with the Senator. In fact, I think he’s gay.”
#7 —- “I say, let Kenobi take the kid as an apprentice. What’s the worst that can happen?”
#6 —- “Are you kidding? Mygeeto is beautiful this time of year. There’s no way I’ll need a jacket.”
#5 —- “Obi-Wan! Rockin’ the mullet! I like!”
#4 —- “Geonosians don’t have weapons, they’re like primitives. Ooga-ooga, y’know? I might not even bring my lightsaber.”
#3 —- “Man, my stomach hurts… well, off to Taco Bell!”
#2 —- “Your thoughts dwell on your father. No? Your mother? Right, right, I knew that.”
And the #1 other Ki-Adi-Mundi line is —- “You know that mysterious army we just happened to find? I think they’re gonna work out just fine.”