A dewback walks into the Mos Eisley Cantina and orders a Gamorrean beer, handing Wuher the bartender twenty credits.

Wuher looks at the twenty creds and thinks That dumb dewback doesn’t know the price of beer. So he gives him just one credit in change.

“You know,” Wuher says, “we don’t get many dewbacks in here.”

“I believe it,” says the dewback, “and at nineteen credits a drink, I aint coming back, either.”

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