Star Wars Joke-A-Day

This year’s hottest Star Wars party starts two weeks from today in Florida! And at this convention, they’re bringing back one of the big hits from the last Celebration: Star Wars Speed Dating!

I’ve never been on a speed date (in fact, most girls would describe their time with me as “agonizingly slow”), but I did eavesdrop on a few brave souls during Celebration V.  And what did I hear?

Let me tell you.  Presenting…

The Top Ten Things Overheard at Star Wars Speed Dating

#10 —- “Honestly, doing this was the only way my mom would pay for my trip.”

#9 —- “What are your feelings about metal bikinis?”

#8 —- “Perhaps you know me by my Twitter name…”

#7 —- “Before we go any further, are you sure you’re not adopted?”

#6 —- “Actually, I’d prefer to keep the helmet on.”

#5 —- “Listen, I’ve got 75 bucks and an appointment at the Commitment Chapel in half an hour. What do you say?”

#4 —- “I’m looking for a guy who will nurture and appreciate my Nien Nunb fetish.”

#3 —- “Is blue your natural skin tone?”

#2 —- “I’m sorry, I just can’t go out with someone who thinks that Caravan of Courage is better than Battle for Endor.”

And the #1 thing overheard at Star Wars Speed Dating is —- “I know.”