Top Ten Test
“Little Green Friend.”
“Crazy Old Wizard.”
“Walking Carpet.”
The way George Lucas writes, you’d think he’s part Cherokee. But why don’t all his characters have proper Indian names? Why, I ask you? Why?
And so, at the risk of getting some ancient tribal curse put on my head, let’s run down…
The Top Ten Indian Names for Star Wars Characters
(drumroll please)
#10 —- “Clumsy Long Tongue”
#9 —- “Dances With Wampas”
#8 —- “Floating Blue”
#7 —- “Smiles In Battle”
#6 —- “Big Scar Medicine Man”
#5 —- “Doesn’t Like Sand”
#4 —- “Chief Lightning Bolt”
#3 —- “Hunter Of Many Faces”
#2 —- “Hairless Computer Head”
And the #1 Star Wars Indian Name is —- “Always Shoots First”
