May 2013
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Variation on a Classic
Shortly after the Invasion of Naboo, the newly-elected Chancellor Palpatine is invited to a special Gungan ceremony. He will be the first of the Naboo to visit the Gungan Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
Palpatine arrives at the Sacred Place, and is greeted by Boss Nass, who leads him into a dank mausoleum. In the center is a large stone burial chamber, with the following words etched into its...
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April 2013
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Things That Tumble Out of Eric's Brain: Star... →
erier2003:
I put together a list of original and, dare I say it, clever Star Wars puns for The Official Star Wars Blog, as part of their pre-game festivities for May the Fourth, a.k.a. Star Wars Day. Anyone who knows me can tell you that puns are a specialty of mine, and since Star Wars is a…
A puntacular read from Eric!
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Variation on a Classic
One particularly dry evening, Momaw Nadon strolls into the Mos Eisley Cantina and stands next to the bar. “Three shots of Corellian whiskey, please,” he warbles in stereo. Ackmena, the bartender, looks at him suspiciously. “One after another?” “Nope,” responds Momaw, “all at once, if you could.”
Shrugging her shoulders, she takes out three...
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