Laugh it up, fuzzball.
An out-of-work Geonosian is hanging outside the execution arena when he’s suddenly approached by Poggle the Lesser.
"You," clicks Poggle, "I need your help. Those people in there are expecting a show in a few minutes, but our star nexu just died on me. I need you to go in there and wear this nexu suit." He throws a lifelike nexu costume at him. "You don’t have to kill anyone, just walk around and make them think the nexu’s still alive!"
The Geonosian is confused, but hey, work is work. So he heads into a side entrance of the arena and dons the suit. A moment later, the gate goes up, and he walks out on all fours, looking very much like a nexu.
The crowd cheers his arrival, so he scampers around a bit. They cheer him some more. Encouraged by the outpouring of support, he starts trotting around, waving one paw at his fans. The arena erupts in applause… they’ve never seen anything like this! This goes on for a bit, and before long, the Geonosian can no longer help himself — he’s dancing on his hind legs for the audience, who cheer his every move.
It’s all going great until he dances a bit too far over to the right… and slams right into the acklay. The acklay starts swiping at him with its horrible claws, and begins to furiously chase the fake nexu. This was more than the Geonosian had bargained for, so he runs away and starts yelling “Stop! Stop! I’m not a real nexu! I’m not a real nexu!”
Just then, he gets slammed into a wall by a reek. “I’m not a real nexu!” screams the terrified Geonosian, as the reek corners him against a wall. “Shut up,” whispers the reek, “you’re going to get us all fired!”